Good news! Even though you won't be able to get your hands on a PS3 until sometime next millennium, Diddy, Owen Wilson, Lindsay Lohan and other sundry B-listers got to rub up against the system last night at an "exclusive event [that] took place at a Beverly Hills landmark," according to a Sony news release.

Good for them! In my opinion, celebrities don't get pandered to enough these days.

Hopefully, all these blue-collar heroes each got a free console, 50-inch LCD television, cooler full of Red Bull and garbage bag-sized allottment of Cheetos.

The rest of us proles should be content with the knowledge that our hardworking celebs are comfortably ensconced in their palaces, cuddled up with a SIXAXIS and a cold one.

Oh, and, by the way, Oblivion is no longer a PS3 launch title. And NBA Live 07 for the PS3 has been canceled.

This is going to be the best console launch EVER!